we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Randomize
