I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
