My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
