Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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