i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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