i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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