one two three fourrrrnication!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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