i think my mom watched the whole time
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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