Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
