so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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