He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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