he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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