it wasn't lemon gatorade
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
ttyl tear gas
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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