The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Is Oprah even human
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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