Apparently you make a good broom.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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