Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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