carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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