marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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