Whod you bang
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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