Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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