how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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