Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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