The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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