She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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