You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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