I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My penis needs a shock collar
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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