Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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