its not stalking. its research.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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