I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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