you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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