yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
