no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Randomize
