ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
im calling her cock vulture from now on
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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