Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Randomize