are you so shy because you have an std?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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