and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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