I want to stick my p in your. b.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
bring money and cleavage
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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