love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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