He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
