I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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