just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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