Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
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He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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