doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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