Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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