Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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