i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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