I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
