is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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