so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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