I looked at my own cervix.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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